Triple A
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
crunchier:

Babe

crunchier:

Babe

chevvybar:

croutoncat:

remember gotye

now he’s just somebody that we used to know

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

optimismkilledthecat:

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

I think those are called night terrors

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

sedirktive:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTta just have casual conversations with me every day and flirt with me a little and put up with my bullshit. That’s literally all you have to do.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

In which Lily does wear Belle’s dress at her dads’ wedding

Demi: Just straight up! Straight up, honey.(x)

michelletibon:

LOL ME. 

michelletibon:

LOL ME.